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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
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We kill people who kill people because killing people is wrong.
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I’m gonna go take a hot shower. It’s like a normal shower, but with me in it.
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Just remember, if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.
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If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, just try missing a couple of payments.
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Of course I’m not perfect; there’s a crack in my ass!
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I’m so broke, I can’t even pay attention.
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I did a few researchers to get that information.
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“I’ve realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.”
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“The two best times to keep your mouth shut are when you’re swimming and when you’re angry.”
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