Valentine's funny quotes:
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.
We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack.
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares?
The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.
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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.
We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.
We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack.
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares?
The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.
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